why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
"omg i hate small talk!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
why do people still say “frickle frackle”. you can say the word sex, no one’s gonna take away your juice box and send you to timeout
heck you fricker
thats it, no more fruit punch for meta18
what the fuck
The Walking Dead | Alignments
Almost got in accident driving by a middle school because I couldn’t stop staring at a pack of scene girls
My phone autocorrected shingeki to Seinfeld goodbye
I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t this